Hey there, dork. In this week’s episode we unveil our newly created metric for measuring an actor’s charisma: The FPJ scale. The FPJ scale is based on Freddie Prinze, Jr. Why Freddie Prinze, Jr? You’ll have to listen to find out, but we do have a handy graphic that explains it very well.

We also review the R-rated animated comedy “Sausage Party,” and discuss the current state of outrageous comedy in our current outrage culture. Plus, we share a few recommendations for you, including “The Get Down” on Netflix and the book “Into Thin Air.” All of that, plus our favorite headlines of the week.

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